League Rankings
| Rank | Team | Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | Goals for | Goals against | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | T6/Kids on a Swing | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 13 | 5 | 10 |
| 2 | T3/Nut Up or Shut Up | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 6 | 7 |
| 3 | T1/TeBowling for Dollars | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 7 | 6 | 6 |
| 4 | T4/Mr. Manint and the Juice Crew | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 8 | 4 | 5 |
| 5 | T2/Great Gonads of Fire | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 7 | 4 |
| 6 | Seed #1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 7 | Seed #2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 8 | Seed #3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 9 | Seed #4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 10 | Seed #5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 11 | Seed #6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 12 | Winner 3v2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 13 | Winner 6v5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 14 | T5/Multiple Scoregasm | 4 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 4 | 12 | 0 |